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Frank Zappa Muffin man – Live in 1977

The Muffin Man is seated at the table
In the laboratory of the Utility Muffin
Research Kitchen . . .
Reaching for an oversized chrome spoon
He gathers an intimate quantity of dried muffin remnants
And brushing his scapular aside
Proceeds to dump these inside of his shirt. . .
He turns to us and speaks:
“Some people like cupcakes better. I for one
Care less for them!”
Arrogantly twisting the sterile canvas snoot
Of a fully charged icing anointment utensil
He puts forth a quarter-ounce cream rosette (oh ah yuk yuk
Let’s try that again . . .!)
He puts forth a quarter-ounce cream rosette
Near the summit of a dense but radiant muffin
Of his own design
Later he says: “Some people . . . some people like cupcakes exclusively
While myself, I say there is not, nor ought there be
Nothing so exalted on the face of God’s great Earth
As that prince of foods . . . The Muffin!”

Girl you thought he was a man
But he was a muffin
He hung around till you found
That he didn’t know nuthin’
Girl you thought he was a man
But he only was a-puffin’
No cries is heard in the night
As a result of him stuffin’


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